Just a reminder, I will not be hesitating to give any and all students a swirly if they deserve it.

For my students, I'm going to see if we can have an over night in the Forbidden Forest. Until then, each one of you pick a creature that lives in there and write about how it can kill you.

Hey, do the Quidditch Captains still pick a fifth year to tie up to a tree in the forbidden forest? All of you look like you don't have the stomach for hazing though.